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About Skulkanach and technology a few words.

" P odpiecykowo is not a city. It's ... large city, that's just, that is. Big city, as its name suggests, is such as if a bit więksiejsze, mniejsiejsze than the city, right? Podpiecykowo cuchniało smoke, forging, smoke, fire pits, and sausages pieprzowymi balloon. Residents of this juggernaut has always repeated that it was the smell of progress - though usually, the coughing, spitting, barely caught my breath, and then "always repeated." Podpiecykowo is an amazing place with several related reasons. First, it is the capital and headquarters of the unusual, devoid of fur and dark as coal Skulkan race (the darkroom, it means that have dark skin, and not to be deprived of raźnego intellect). Skulk and take what we, in loved to call "Industry," "industrialization," "The guiding idea Stalowa Residence" and "general improvement in condition of Being Across Drobniaczości" - residents of the Residence and can not understand why the improvement of general condition of existence must be combined with huge amounts of black smoke, explosions and screams like "Hurrah, I know what I did wrong." Well, Skulk long ago discovered that the best possible method of concealing his amazing skills, is to show the world that they are nierozsądnymi, zidiociałymi machinery and technology geeks. In actual fact, deep in the Fireplace, it is Skulk develop cutting-edge and greatest The apparatus supporting all races Residency. It is with their help created a system to open doors to the rooms. It was they who invented the fuses Turnpikes. That they have created so useful inventions, such as warmer water, or bangs Tyktak Cacao. Were it not for their dedication, learning and steel have long zmasakrowałby Miaurk Slightly Pink Lounge, and the forces Gnarpli rozpanoszyłyby through the whole mansion. Technique - This is the sacred words Skulkan. Only they can join the ranks of the mysterious mystical guilds Żelazopieszczochów or Gadżeciarzy. Do you know how terrible view of the uninitiated wanderer can be emerging on the horizon Master Żelazopieszczochów? Shod in the heavy steel armor, armed with strange mechanisms, with an oven on my back, pulling the ribbon of black smoke. Many drobniaków asked themselves - why, but it is really so, a race so well developed, so the technical level in excess of all other nations, not reached for the absolute power and conquered all the kingdoms? The answer is ridiculously simple - because Skulk had never thought of. Please note that we are dealing with creatures of this particular mind that before you eat soup for several hours will be worked on a new and better type of spoon. The second reason is the explosive Skulkan - and I do not mean temperament. When Drobniak is adorned with so many all kinds of construction, it is sufficient, although one of them suddenly refuses to obey, and rightly concludes that the explosion is incredibly exciting indeed. Boom, crash and splash, believe me. "

technique is novel in Residence, and like every novelty, attracting the attention of all inhabitants of the Great House. Skulk hand, because of the wide access to the heat of the fireplace and a wide range of fields all sorts of metals, became the driving force behind progress. Their rational minds are constantly colliding with puzzles Fine World, seeking answers to questions (for example: If I light this black powder, I lose one or both hands?). Skulk two things are not suffering - mages and Dummich. Mages do not like, because you laugh at the technique as "difficult and arduous way to handle things who can do the magic with no problems - no explosion. "Dummich and hate it because it is a damn Dummowie traditionalists who treat the news as any attack on the stability and harmony in the universe. Skulk bimbają however, both groups and constantly hollow out tunnels in the fireplace , looking for new metals and minerals, producing more and more factories and mines. I make - things absolutely fantastic. You want an example? Here's an example!

Weapons Czarnoproszkowa

's peak Skulkan achievement - the invention of the Black Powder third number The latest discovery reports that a powder executed with sulfur, saltpeter, and carbon does not like fire. So when it is thrown into the fire, it offends, and explodes with great potency. A clever inventor, Sam-Se Bubba will do using the Black-powder modified wheat catapult and has created an excellent and damned stinking weapon - Gunpowder Proc, which is using a small amount of black powder bullet threw much harder and much farther than the old model of a slingshot. It is true that it is necessary to carry smoldering Podpalnika and masks, as each fired puff a cloud of black smoke in your face shooting. Slight discomfort. Proca powder, marketed as a Best Friend Safe Drobniak enjoyed sensation - now almost every bandit, hoodlum and renegade has at least one piece of the murderous weapon.

powder Proca not ended, however, further experiments. On the contrary! Encouraged by the success of al-chemists and Żelazopieszczochowie create more toys based on the Black Powder - the vast majority of these experiments are misfires (more precisely: Very enthusiastic Wypały). During these experiments, already famous Bubby Sam-Se-will do hit on an interesting Idea - Black powder explodes. That was obvious. But what compelled him to bring the moving object as in itself turns out to be quite dangerous? Thus arose the first Exploding Arms ... which also gave rise to further discussions among Dummich. How can it be called? One of the Librarians insisted named Garnet because he read that among this great people bore the name of fighting similar devices. Another insisted that the mystical pomegranate is a fruit that was consumed by the Giants. The final name has been forged so by Skulkan - Cacao bangs. Very dangerous. Very funny.

What else Skulk surprise us? Latest news report that actually admire the effect of water vapor ... echoes, as if they had more interesting things to do.