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Distorted the Horde ...

" K lasa up. Good morning, dear students. A class can sit down. My name is Professor JRR doktorus rehabilitated Dickens-Brust, Archivist of the Third Shelf'm a level two and from what I see, certainly heard about me.: Also So, ekhem, turning your attention to this wonderful specimen, khe khe, black armor used by ancient enemies of five people, I mean Gnarpli or in termus scientifi - contorted through the gloom. You look for, my dear, take a look at without fear . In Summus , armor is not much different from the product Skulkan gifted, but twisted Shurona will affect everything that is created in the depths of the cellar. Gnarplowie, though full of evil and destruction rule, have the technological capacity similar to Skulkan ... and perhaps even exceed them! Bobby Smurkie! What are you mumbling under his breath! Stand up when I'm talking to you! And what is so chichrałeś under my nose? How is such a good joke, tell it all, literally burning with curiosity! No? Do not you tell? So I thought - sit and sit al silencio youthful. Ekhem, you know, my dear, how they get their impenetrable armor, the black color from which there is no reflected light? From the beginning of the study believed that this is an ordinary iron okopcanie smoke from candles. But this method was that the unstable ... suspect, according to our latest discoveries that they know oxidatively, although I see from your face, that little telling you this. Gnarpl is a persona, which was never, but never want to meet - their blackened with smoke, fur skołtunione are continuously gnawing by the dust and you qi. Their armor, spiked metal fittings and blades, hurt them on par with how they hurt their opponents. Overwhelmed by the iron will of their Lord, do not think his every command. Their yellowish eyes of, but well see in darkness, wounded by the lightest light source - but have excellent sense of smell, many of them struggling so with concealed eyes. They are terrible - their tortures and torture victims, and then tear the bloody shreds and eat meat padniętych enemies and fellows. Alone condemned to hell, and now with the grief and despair, who lives in their black hearts, they want to destroy everything that you can not themselves possess. And that's not everything that can be found in the basement - abberacyjna magic Shurona twisted every living particle, leads to the degeneration and corruption. Who knows what kind of beasts and monsters are lurking on the doorstep ... "

Who are Gnarplowie? According to the myth enshrined in Wyelkjej Xsiędze , are Pumplinowie ancients, who went hiking in the mansion, but they were in the dark cellar . myth is a myth, but it is not far from the truth ... even if it is not true. It is known that the magic of the emerging ubiquitous of the Residence, the remains of causal power Giants - in the basement and collects what remains after the consumption of this magic, a kind of magical waste. Tips spells, bombs, dirty power of previous manipulation. Magic is not a three-dimensional - it has reams of dimensions of existence. So when these magical remnants merged with the darkness and dust Cellar was the power that was the opposite of the causative power of the Giants, although in much smaller, inefficient scale. Pure Darkness was formed. It was he ever influenced by a resident at the Cellar Pumplinów slowly changing mutilated by them in the darkness and dust Gnarplów, who began bestow Outside World hatred. Born in the darkness hates the light. Born of waste, hating life and creation. But they were not a threat to the Residence, the five nations have long since forgotten about their existence.

But that has changed. Drastic, like cutting a drunken surgeon changed. God knows where, nobody knows when, among Gnarpli appeared individual with such a huge thirst for destruction that radiated from him as a purple aura. I made something that did not previously, none of Gnarpli. Did not address this one ... for fear of what would be the result of this action. Shuron, so named because it was as Gnarpl that, absorbed in your body all the used magic, all pozaklęciowe waste. Everything was filled with shadow and dust. I exploded - his body was destroyed, but his mind and will to survive, and podpożądkowały a pure darkness. Shuron under his leadership, strength, and united all Gnarpli napawał their hatred of what he felt. He ordered the kindle a great fire in a huge, pordzewiałym Oven, that was hidden in the dark basement - Bake That became his monstrous headquarters, where the murderous work is in progress, forging weapons for destructive black hordes. Shuron quickly discovered that it can easily manipulate the minds tainted by the Shadow. Rats that have always lived in cellars, became obedient to the will of its crushing. Spiders, though their minds is a small bundle of reflexes, also had to submit to the unrelenting hatred never Shadow Lord. His mind writhed on all sides, creating plans for the conquest of Residence ...

And when his Underfloor Empire grew in strength when Gnarplowie could no longer stand without a fight, Shuron faced with the will and mind, so terrifying, that even this fact has put it in amazement. This creature was so hideous and destructive, that sowed seeds of fear even among degenerated Gnarpli. There it took up no weapons, the most krwiożerce rats died from the deadly venom, spiders were completely subordinated to the will of its bloodthirsty. And then, Shuron stood up to fight with the beast ... with the largest spider I've ever najpaskudniejszym hit dark recesses of the Great House. Huge legs and heavy body was covered with a hard as steel chitin and a thick, sharp bristles. The powerful jaws crushed anything that got to them. Trantulla, as such bore the name of this creature was fast, bloodthirsty, and full of all, what is wrong and biased. But ultimately, Shuron triumphed - his authority over the Pure darkness and power of his vision Trantullę forced into submission. She became his steed, Advocate of the Horde ...

These facts are only a small part of the dark side of history's residence. This the beginning of what is bad, that which conceals the shade. Shuron and his hordes bent double najeżdżały Residency land. Double ruined everything and the last stayed forces repulsed. Five Lands has twice raised the losses to be reborn in all its glory. Bake in the basement but still claiming to be from the heat ...

Dog's And Preparation H

About Skulkanach and technology a few words.

" P odpiecykowo is not a city. It's ... large city, that's just, that is. Big city, as its name suggests, is such as if a bit więksiejsze, mniejsiejsze than the city, right? Podpiecykowo cuchniało smoke, forging, smoke, fire pits, and sausages pieprzowymi balloon. Residents of this juggernaut has always repeated that it was the smell of progress - though usually, the coughing, spitting, barely caught my breath, and then "always repeated." Podpiecykowo is an amazing place with several related reasons. First, it is the capital and headquarters of the unusual, devoid of fur and dark as coal Skulkan race (the darkroom, it means that have dark skin, and not to be deprived of raźnego intellect). Skulk and take what we, in loved to call "Industry," "industrialization," "The guiding idea Stalowa Residence" and "general improvement in condition of Being Across Drobniaczości" - residents of the Residence and can not understand why the improvement of general condition of existence must be combined with huge amounts of black smoke, explosions and screams like "Hurrah, I know what I did wrong." Well, Skulk long ago discovered that the best possible method of concealing his amazing skills, is to show the world that they are nierozsądnymi, zidiociałymi machinery and technology geeks. In actual fact, deep in the Fireplace, it is Skulk develop cutting-edge and greatest The apparatus supporting all races Residency. It is with their help created a system to open doors to the rooms. It was they who invented the fuses Turnpikes. That they have created so useful inventions, such as warmer water, or bangs Tyktak Cacao. Were it not for their dedication, learning and steel have long zmasakrowałby Miaurk Slightly Pink Lounge, and the forces Gnarpli rozpanoszyłyby through the whole mansion. Technique - This is the sacred words Skulkan. Only they can join the ranks of the mysterious mystical guilds Żelazopieszczochów or Gadżeciarzy. Do you know how terrible view of the uninitiated wanderer can be emerging on the horizon Master Żelazopieszczochów? Shod in the heavy steel armor, armed with strange mechanisms, with an oven on my back, pulling the ribbon of black smoke. Many drobniaków asked themselves - why, but it is really so, a race so well developed, so the technical level in excess of all other nations, not reached for the absolute power and conquered all the kingdoms? The answer is ridiculously simple - because Skulk had never thought of. Please note that we are dealing with creatures of this particular mind that before you eat soup for several hours will be worked on a new and better type of spoon. The second reason is the explosive Skulkan - and I do not mean temperament. When Drobniak is adorned with so many all kinds of construction, it is sufficient, although one of them suddenly refuses to obey, and rightly concludes that the explosion is incredibly exciting indeed. Boom, crash and splash, believe me. "

technique is novel in Residence, and like every novelty, attracting the attention of all inhabitants of the Great House. Skulk hand, because of the wide access to the heat of the fireplace and a wide range of fields all sorts of metals, became the driving force behind progress. Their rational minds are constantly colliding with puzzles Fine World, seeking answers to questions (for example: If I light this black powder, I lose one or both hands?). Skulk two things are not suffering - mages and Dummich. Mages do not like, because you laugh at the technique as "difficult and arduous way to handle things who can do the magic with no problems - no explosion. "Dummich and hate it because it is a damn Dummowie traditionalists who treat the news as any attack on the stability and harmony in the universe. Skulk bimbają however, both groups and constantly hollow out tunnels in the fireplace , looking for new metals and minerals, producing more and more factories and mines. I make - things absolutely fantastic. You want an example? Here's an example!

Weapons Czarnoproszkowa

's peak Skulkan achievement - the invention of the Black Powder third number The latest discovery reports that a powder executed with sulfur, saltpeter, and carbon does not like fire. So when it is thrown into the fire, it offends, and explodes with great potency. A clever inventor, Sam-Se Bubba will do using the Black-powder modified wheat catapult and has created an excellent and damned stinking weapon - Gunpowder Proc, which is using a small amount of black powder bullet threw much harder and much farther than the old model of a slingshot. It is true that it is necessary to carry smoldering Podpalnika and masks, as each fired puff a cloud of black smoke in your face shooting. Slight discomfort. Proca powder, marketed as a Best Friend Safe Drobniak enjoyed sensation - now almost every bandit, hoodlum and renegade has at least one piece of the murderous weapon.

powder Proca not ended, however, further experiments. On the contrary! Encouraged by the success of al-chemists and Żelazopieszczochowie create more toys based on the Black Powder - the vast majority of these experiments are misfires (more precisely: Very enthusiastic Wypały). During these experiments, already famous Bubby Sam-Se-will do hit on an interesting Idea - Black powder explodes. That was obvious. But what compelled him to bring the moving object as in itself turns out to be quite dangerous? Thus arose the first Exploding Arms ... which also gave rise to further discussions among Dummich. How can it be called? One of the Librarians insisted named Garnet because he read that among this great people bore the name of fighting similar devices. Another insisted that the mystical pomegranate is a fruit that was consumed by the Giants. The final name has been forged so by Skulkan - Cacao bangs. Very dangerous. Very funny.

What else Skulk surprise us? Latest news report that actually admire the effect of water vapor ... echoes, as if they had more interesting things to do.